The same island, re-cut by an optimiser rather than by eye. Every day is checked against real drive times and realistic time at each stop, under two rules: at most one effortful activity a day, and when a day has one, the driving is capped. Which stops make the cut is decided by how many of ten independent guides rate them, not by my opinion. The result is 27 days at a mean of 7.7 hours, nothing over 10 — longer than you probably want, and the honest length of this trip.
Source film: Corsica | An Incredible 10-Day Road Trip ↗ — its narration, hike figures and stop list are quoted throughout. Coordinates from OpenStreetMap; driving lines are real road geometry, not straight lines.
The route
Pick a day to isolate its drive and its stops. Filter the pins by what you feel like doing — hiking, lying on sand, or wandering an old town. Every line is the actual road, so the distances and times are honest: Corsica averages about 45 km/h.
Day by day
The film does this in ten days. In a van, on these roads, ten days means driving past most of it — so it is stretched to fifteen, with the mountain days given room and two nights parked at the same beach. Every day names its sleep, its hike and its van hazard.
On foot
Where the film gives its own figures — Capo Rosso, Monte Senino, Bavella, Melo, Figarella — those are the numbers used here, because they are what the route actually measured rather than what the signboards claim. Three of these are hard days out. None of them need ropes.
| Hike | Distance | Ascent | Time | Grade |
|---|
Doing nothing
Two kinds of swimming on this route: the white-sand postcard beaches of the south and Balagne, and the cold granite plunge pools of the interior, which are free, empty and better on a 35-degree afternoon.
Eating vegan
No point pretending otherwise: this is a cuisine built on charcuterie, brocciu, wild boar and fish, and there are exactly three fully plant-based or all-vegetarian kitchens on the whole island. Every day of the itinerary above names where to eat and, on the days when the honest answer is "carry your own", says so.
1. Pizza marinara. Tomato, garlic, oregano, olive oil, no cheese — vegan by default and on the menu of every pizzeria in Corsica, of which there are hundreds. Order it by name and add sans mozzarella to be certain. This is your floor: you will never go hungry.
2. Self-catering. Village markets, greengrocers and the organic chains (Biocoop, La Vie Claire, Eau Vive) are listed day by day above. In a van this is the backbone; in hotels it is at least lunch.
3. Asking, in the right words. Say végétalien, not végétarien — in rural France the latter is widely read as "fish and lardons are fine". The sentence that works: "Je suis végétalien — sans viande, sans poisson, sans fromage, sans œufs, sans beurre. C'est possible ?" Corsicans are hospitable and will usually improvise something good.
4. Notice. Ring a mountain auberge in the morning and they will cook for you. Walk in at 20:00 and they will apologise. This matters most at Bavella, Zonza and in the Niolu.
Chestnut flour is the island's other staple and it is everywhere: pulenta castagnina, chestnut bread, chestnut beer. Check how the polenta is cooked — it is often finished with cheese or served under charcuterie, but the base is just flour, water and salt.
Produce is superb and cheap: tomatoes, aubergines, peppers, figs, clementines, peaches, olives, olive oil, almonds. The Île-Rousse and Ajaccio markets are the best of them.
Canistrelli, the ubiquitous biscuit, are traditionally made with white wine and oil rather than butter — many are accidentally vegan. Read the packet, as recipes vary.
Watch out for: brocciu, which is in most traditional dishes (and seasonal, roughly November to June); soupe corse, which is built on pork; figatellu, which is liver sausage; and the habit of finishing pasta and salads with cheese unless you say otherwise.
Every place named above and in the daily plans exists in OpenStreetMap or HappyCow at the coordinates given — none are invented. The badges record how strong the evidence is: Fully vegan means a plant-based kitchen, Vegan options means vegan dishes are confirmed, and Veg-friendly — ask means vegetarian food is on the menu and vegan is a conversation. Menus change and small places close, so phone ahead where it matters.
Van logistics
What it costs
Shoulder-season estimate, mid-budget, cooking about half your meals.
| Item | Assumption | Total |
|---|---|---|
| Ferry, return | Toulon→Bastia overnight + Bastia→Livorno, van ≤6 m, 2 people, 1 cabin | €420 |
| Campsites | 13 nights × €28 (15 island nights, 2 of them in hotels) | €364 |
| Hotels | 2 nights × €130 (Calvi, Corte) | €260 |
| Fuel | ≈1,600 km with detours, 9 L/100 km, €1.95/L | €281 |
| Groceries | €35/day × 16 | €560 |
| Restaurants | 8 dinners out × €55 for two | €440 |
| Boats | Scandola/Girolata, Lavezzi, Saleccia shuttle | €160 |
| Entries, parking, shuttles | Restonica navetta, Filitosa, Aleria, Cucuruzzu, beach parking | €120 |
| Total for two | ≈ €81 per person per day | €2,605 |
Renting a campervan instead adds roughly €90–160 a day in shoulder season and more in August; picking one up on the island avoids the ferry vehicle charge entirely, which is often the cheaper arithmetic for a two-week trip.